You know, it’s probably
Proteus Syndrome or something but this is pretty wild.

More measurements to come, but so far…

I threw together this little video that explores the political pie-fight debate through the magic of stuffed toys.

A poll tax in modern America. Can you believe this shit?

And we have final confirmation that comic book genius Frank Miller’s secret identity is Total Right-Wing Douchebag Man:

“‘Occupy’ is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness,” Miller wrote in a blog entry last week. “These clowns can do nothing but harm America.”

Though, for the most part, the participants in the now-global Occupy moment have protested the imbalances of the economy, corporate fiscal abuses and government officials’ close ties to Wall Street, Miller mentions the War on Terror in his slamming of the nascent movement.

“Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy,” he later continues. “Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.”

Miller then implores protestors to join the military, or otherwise, to go “back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.”

It has escaped his attention that if al-Qaeda had really wanted to destroy America, they would have become Wall Street bankers and invested in credit default swaps.

…My video response here: “Hey Frank Miller: Batman is the 99%”

…and the sequel to my video response here, featuring Frank Miller vs. Batman as foul-mouthed action figures.

You are not forgiven, you vain and stupid man.

A history of religion class would have helped this poor fool, but that might require some education in this country. But it’s pretty clear someone should have shown him this long fucking history of failed rapture predictions. He may have been less tempted to think of himself at the center of a cosmic drama, announcing he cracked the code of the Bible and whatall. Man I wish I had made some bets on his “predictions.”